Why am I posing so nicely? Because this is the border of the invisible electric fence and my mistress is over there with the black box pretending to do something important and twitching a lot because it’s damp and there are mosquitoes. She doesn’t like mosquitoes.
No, I’m not going to smile. This is the only face I know how to make; take it or leave it. If you want circus tricks talk to Shadow. He will do anything for a treat. I, on the other paw, have my dignitude.